The Midnight Squad Books One and Two - Free Kindle Erotica
by J.L.M. Visada
You loved the first Midnight Squad. You loved the second Midnight Squad. Now get both in one book. Both books have been put together for the first time so that you can get them together and save money instead of buying them individually.
Midnight Squad is the erotically charged urban fantasy comedy series that has left thousands of people laughing. Now you can own the first two books for one low price. Get your copy today. Everything has been included, even the author's very...unique copyrights. The Midnight Squad is a book that defies genres while never taking itself too seriously. It's as much a pro-christian story of redemption as it is a dirty little book filled with steamy sex and erotic situations. If you like to laugh then this is the book for you. If you love Twilight then you should run far far away. This book could easily be called the anti-Twilight series. Simply put...vampires don't sparkle. They might have lots of hot steamy sex and a serious video game addiction, but there will be no sparkling vampires here. Although you might meet a lesbian werewolf, a lecherous ghost nun, a feisty goth witch, and man just trying to get his life back together.
The Grim:
Killing is easy, it's relationships that are hard.
Joseph Reaper has served his country. He's the man they send when you just have to absolutely positively make people stop breathing. They've sent him and his team around the world handling terrorists, dictators, and other "inconveniences". He's the man for the job no matter how bad it gets. Then one day he and his men were captured. After being held prisoner he escaped as the lone survivor. No one believes the story he tells, and soon he's locked away in a mental institution where they perform several experimental therapies. Joseph finally escapes, and goes into hiding. He's been moving from town to town drinking his nights away and trying to hold onto what little sanity he has left. It's only a matter of time before the military catches up to him. After a night of drinking he wakes up in a jail cell. They've found him. He expected to be sent back to the nuthouse, or maybe even the penitentiary. Instead they want him to lead a new team. It's a chance to rebuild his career, and maybe his life. They made him an offer he just couldn't refuse.
He's expecting a team of rough and tough men. Instead he gets a team unlike anything he ever expected. A beautiful vampire with a video game addiction, a goth witch (don't you dare call her cute), a lonely lesbian werewolf, and a lecherous ghost nun. He really wasn't trained for this. To make matters worse his last teammate is the Jinn that tortured him and killed his men. Can he train these beautiful women to be an unstoppable force, or will they be the death of him?
The Ties That Bind:
Hi, I'm Daphne Dinkley. You can call me DD. I'm just your average super-genius plus-sized girl trying to make it in the world. I'm young, smart, and now that we've started cashing in on the fame of the Midnight Squad I'm just freaking rich. You'd think that with all that I could find a date, but sadly I'm dateless. In fairness when all your friends look like the militant wing of Victoria's Secret it does make it hard to catch some guys attention, but they are my best friends. There's Grimmy, the super hunk former soldier that makes me drool. Penny the sexy vampire (If I'm lucky she'll just kill me slowly if she finds out I've been eyeing Grimmy. It probably wouldn't go any better if she knew I was eyeing her as well. I'm so screwed.), Janine the ghost nun, Danika the werewolf, and Katy the witch. They are all just amazing. So we're rich and famous, unfortunately the girls coming out to the world kind of pissed off a lot of people. They call themselves the darkness, and they've been keeping the supernatural world secret since...forever. They don't just kill you, they make examples of you. Now they're after us. I'm Daphne Dinkley and I think I'm in way over my head...help.
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